'Cause I'm Like That

If you know me, you know that I own probably one pair of socks because I generally just wear flats or heels.
Okay, so I own multiple pairs of Betsey Johnson knee-highs but those hardly ever see more than the inside of my boots.
Anyways, I am seriously digging Nylon for Nike's sneakers and I might just have to buy a pair and wear them with my hot pink knee-highs. Not that I've worn a pair of sneakers in ages. Actually, I believe that I exercised in a pair of $3 Keds a few weeks ago. And by exercise I mean I took out the recycling.
via COACD

Just in case you forgot...

BELLY BUTTON PIERCINGS ARE GROSS.

I'm Cool, We're Cool, You're Not Cool

I wasn't that thrilled with Kim Gordon's Mirror/Dash line at first. Then I saw this dress. I hate that Urban Outfitters decided to pair it with this belt but the dress itself is wonderful. The print and the draping are perfect, very Diane Von Furstenberg if she were designing a collection for H & M. I would probably wear it with my big black Coach wedges and in my dreams these Fendi sandals.
I'm just waiting for Whitney to wear it on The City with some wonderfully high heels. $88

Advice From Karl

The Cut (I know, I'm just stealing everything from them today) featured an interview with Sigrid Agren and Karl Lagerfeld. Karl, as always, was filled with wisdom:

...I'm very impeccable and clean before I go to bed. It’s just like right before I’m going out. When I was a child, my mother always told me that you could wake up in the middle of the night and be deathly sick, so you always have to be impeccable. I laugh about it now, but I think everyone should go to bed like they have a date at the door.

All I can say is, I love you Karl Lagerfeld.
picture via Pretty Legit

A Diva is the Female Version of a Hustler

Look at this fucking hipster is quite possibly my new favorite website. Maybe I'm just tired and in a bad mood but it's like lookbook.nu with out all the hero worship. If you spend so much time on your appearance please at least look clean. I know, I'm probably alienation 90% of my audience here but has that ever stopped me before?
via The Cut

Definitely Bananas

Love it/I die. Follow Rachel Zoe on twitter.

Happy at Home

Adam Wallacavage's Octopus Chandeliers are so spooky and amazing. I hope that John Waters is hold up in some Baltimore mansion with one of these in every room. They are very Sponge Bob meets The Little Mermaid meets Marilyn Manson. I've always had a bit of a crush on sea monsters.
Via NylonBlogs

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Perfection

These are a dream. They are sex and red velvet cupcakes. Anything and everything you could ever want. Lanvin satin pumps, $1,530

Blair Would NEVER EVER Approve of This

Amanda sent this to me. Everything about this is wrong. It's not even a well made skirt. The patterns are awful together. Ed Westwick looks so much better in a nicely fitted suit. This isn't Seattle nor is it 1997. via 2 Hot 2 Handle