Girl #1: That's a cute dress. Are you going to wear it with leggings.
Girl #2: I don't own leggings.
Girl #1: Why not?
Girl #2: Because I'm not an asshole.
-Overheard in New York
Wear tights kids, it's not that hard. Plus if you go to American Apparel and you are the only one in the store and the guy working at the register is cute you could have a very wonderful day! Or not even realize he was flirting with you until 4 hours later because you are were far too busy trying to figure out what color tights to buy. American Apparel opaque pantyhose, $14
1 comment:
hahah thats an odd comment
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